We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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