ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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