quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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