I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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