yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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