my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He? As in you personified your dick?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
