the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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