I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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