if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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