You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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