i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Randomize
