he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
false alarm, still single
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