If i come over, it means nothing
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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