I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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