We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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