it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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