Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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