Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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