I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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