If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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