speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
