1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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