can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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