No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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