i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
