There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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