is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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