Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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