Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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