This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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