Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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