let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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