you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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