Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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