I wish I could punch you in the face.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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