remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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