Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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