i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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