dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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