love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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