I feel like abortions should bother me more
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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