Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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