You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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