Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
two words...techno handjob
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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