6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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