I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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