better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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