love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
