Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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