I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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